MEN

1. Men are like - Laxatives; They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like - Bananas; The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like - Weather; Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like - Blenders; You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like - Chocolate Bars; Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like - Commercials; You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like - Department Stores; Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like - Government Bonds; They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like - Mascara; They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like - Popcorn; They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like - Snowstorms;You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like - Lava Lamps; Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like - Parking Spots; All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

i got this from kina's blog. intriguing! ahaks. HIGH 5 ladies! NYEEEEE.
the sweetest dream ever. night!